Check out this Weird Al Yankovich parody of Dylan’s famous “Subteranean Homesick Blues” video, in which every line (on every card) is a palindrome!
Cartoon Caption Contest #72
Ideas:
When did we get cable?
When I said you could meet girls on-line, this isn’t what I meant.
You still have to give the budget presentation.
Run. I have scissors.
Come back. I won’t borrow your stapler anymore.
One Of These Days
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One of These Days
by Jason Molin
One of these days, I’m gonna get myself a little place
Get out of the rat race for a while
I gotta get out, settle down outside of town
Lay my heavy head back in the breeze and smile
I’m gonna give up on somebody pickin me up
I’m gonna drive my pick-up truck into the sun
And when I get there, I’m gonna be totally aware
I’m gonna stare into the sky where I Am7 one
I gotta get out of only thinkin’ bout what’s allowed
Or one of these days I’ll end up that way
I’m gonna give up on only seeing half the cup
I’m gonna fill that vessel up with a prayer
Yeah, one of these nights, I’m gonna follow the blinkin lights
Straight into outer space where I can die
And if I should last to where my welcome’s past
I’m gonna walk into the dessert and out the other side
I gotta get out of only thinkin’ bout what’s allowed
Or one of these days I’ll end up that way
I’m gonna give up on only seeing half the cup
I’m gonna fill that vessel up with a prayer
Cartoon Caption Contest #71
Ideas:
“Any way you slice it, it doesn’t look good.”
“I’m going to have to refer you to three different specialists.”
“Am I being punk’d?”
“That’s one of the side effects. You fall to peices.”
“Side effects include a sense of detatchment.”
“You can put yourself together and put your clothes back on now.”
“Never raise your hand when they ask for volunteers from the audience, and never ever trust someone who calls themselves ‘an illusionist.”
“As your doctor I have to tell you, I don’t think sword-dancing is for you.”
“Damn, Ira, when you throw your back out, you really throw your back out.”
“I know a great physical therapist. With a little stick-to-it-aveness I don’t see any reason why you can’t be back up on your feet in a few months.”
“You have got one stubborn case of seperation anxiety.”
Little Superstar
I posted a video a few weeks back called “The Greatest Video on the Internet?” I now have more information about the “Little Superstar” who dances in that video. Visit http://smallsuperstar.blogspot.com/ for more info.